Captain Kirk:
I have banged Spock a number of times in my day, once the cameras were off. Long nights on the ship, you know. I never was into brunettes before but something about the bulge in his pants really drew me in. Spock was surprisingly sensual, and really loved the pounding I gave him. If I was to give you one piece of advice... I'd tell you to grab his balls if he's getting a little too riled up.... If he isn't riled up enough, pop one in your mouth!
Jean-Luc Picard:
Banging Spock is an intricate interplay of respect for Vulcan customs and appreciation for our shared experiences. As captain, I have learned that such a gesture must convey warmth and camaraderie, while also acknowledging his preference for emotional restraint. It is also very very important to remember that just like all Vulcans, Spock will only allow anal on Wednesdays, Thursdays, days he is stressed, days I am stressed, and special occasions. If the occasion arises, let the embrace reflect the profound respect and bond we share, reinforcing the unity aboard the starship Enterprise. Spock once asked me if he could ejaculate on my head, and I said "Yes. Make it so."
Worf:
I banged Spock once and only once, and I approached him the only way I know how - like a warrior. I was raised by humans, and they taught me the art of pleasing a man. Spock is no different. I cupped his ass and he cupped mine, and I wish to otherwise remain silent on the matter.
Data:
I used to think of Spock as a friend and confidant. I am an Android with Human-like Abilities, and Spock selfishly harnessed my power to make me a living, breathing, gyrating, vibrating dildo with hands, a tongue, a heart that can sing and break, and feelings. Spock became addicted to my cock and overrode my software so that I could bang him even when I was asleep - or as asleep as an android can be while a 185 lb Vulan bounces up and down the length of your cold shaft. If I would give you a tip - I would remind you to not get too attached. Spock may seem like he can't live without your embrace, but some other creature will come along soon enough and tempt his sphincter away. Take advice from me - protect yourself.
Chekov:
Ah, banging Mr. Spock, it vas quite an interesting adventure, I tell you! His Vulcan ways and logical mind might make it seem like hugging a stern star, but deep down, I believe he has a hidden soft spot. I believe you Americans call it ze prostate? To taste him vas like discovering a new planet, full of surprises and mysteries. Just be ready for the raised eyebrow, da, that's his vay of saying he secretly appreciates the sensations, in his own, logical vay, of course! I vas hoping Spock would eventually become, like your Borat says, MY WIFE, but he declined. I still search for another that can satisfy me like him.